fucking farted in front of my entire class in 8th grade during gym while I was attempting to do sit ups. I even tried to act innocent adkfjkjkejfkjefljadf also is anyone interested in dming me so i can tell u my address so u can kidnap me and then throw me off a bridge thanks (╯°Д °)╯╧╧ ╥﹏╥ ┗( T﹏T )┛
I once was at a party and the host must have passed out or something, so "of course" people decided to steal. Couple seconds later some guy raids the host’s freezer and pulls out a full frozen chicken, runs out the door into the rain… 5 seconds later runs back into the house only to steal an umbrella before leaving again.
Mine is the 10 years I loved you the most. My heart is still aching everytime I remember the story.
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