my cat doesn't nudge me awake... she fucking splats herself over my neck and suffocates me awake (she's banned from the bedroom now)
let the baby innnnn
That’s no cat she’s an assassin
nooo (it's always at 3am!!!) besides, she has another cat and dog to accompany her so she doesn't really go scratching on the door or mewing outside the door, just stayed grumpy for the first few days until she got used to it (i cuddle her a lot once i'm awake in exchange)
she's super cute even then (i swear i'm not delusional)
It’s all a facade to deceive you
damn guys, if you don't want that shrimp fried rice, give it to me (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
Maybe he's one of those "you are what you eat" type of people
lmao
let me squeeze your thighs too, shin
stfu niger
Suck a dick Bill
don't waste your time on them, they're either a troll or a dedicated asshole
what the fuck?
What are you guys on about
well said lol
It’s okay I had some time
LMAO
imagine sitting on a bench, thinking about life and some woman just cracks into half and falls apart like a statue ( ⊙…⊙)
i wish i was that mango...
(not really bc it got tossed aside for the ants to take over )
was the entirety of their 20s not enough to sort things out???