sir, you're gonna be a grandpa... show some restraint (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
Ohmygod is this real???!
looks into emi's eyes lovingly, ShoujoMangaMLTearfulFace.jpg, considers emi her primary source of happiness, princess carry and, yet, becomes her mother???? they could've just reincarnated as lovers in their next life instead
amazon is a country?? i thought it was just the name of the forest
(i didn't pay attention in general knowledge classes beyond what i needed for exams bc i thought i wouldn't need it irl)
nah amazon is a forest
Nah. Amazon is a digital marketplace.
Nah, Amazon is a river
nah, it’s a superhero
It's the official name of my schlong.
Nah it’s the name of the new pope
Nah, it's a animal called anaconda
Nah, it's an alias for ma puthy
ALL YALL RESPONSES CRACK ME UP
"this isn't what i meant by a " white christmas"!" lmfaoooo jigu
this was a cute read ngl... i wish i could read this all over again as if i was reading it for the first time
holding my breath out of nervousness like i'm about to take a (possibly ass-tearing) giant shit
(to anyone who visualized this, i'm sorry )
Bro I just imagined it I need an apology with tears please