The homophobia in his eyes... (I know it was only one eye but still I BET HE'LL BE AGAINST THEM AND THEN SEE THE BABY 'N GET ALL MUSHY AND THEN BEGRUDGINGLY SUPPORT THEM IN THE END THEN BOOM BACK TO OUR SUNNY DAYS HELL YEAH!!!!!)
Literally hoping this doesn’t happen but i feel its coming TT
aww that was so cute– but mama I'm inlove with a criminal ᓬ(• - •)ᕒ
I'd put my face in-between those ass cheeks and suffocate for all I care I'd eat him out all night long I would never fumble that ass is chiseled from heavens above I would respectfully put my tongue inside and be honored I wi
my bad gang haebom possessed me there for a hot min
big ass mood
this is so real
I want to undress him, then lick his nipples and then palm those booyayas up... I want to finger his asshole. After that I'll thrust my kadonkydonkdonk deep. And then I'll (american eagles emoji symbolizing the freedom of passionate homosexual sex) and splurt out all my cum deep inside him.
ur welcome lawl
Thank u friend, u are a friend
Ur such a translator
Oh my
GIRL AHAHAHAH
i never knew bombayaa had turn to this meaning
Whereee did u read it ? (≧∀≦)
Thank you. Now i can sleep in peace
Thank you, my friend. May our dear God Xie Lian bless you
May Xie Lian's blessings be with you
You have to pray to them both or bad luck will fall upon OP
I wanna read it so bad but am not even done with ballboy tactics
yo I placed this brick months ago and now I come back to somebody throwing it at my face??? rude
that feeling when the story you've been following for many years officially ends and now you're empty 'n you don't know what to do with life anymore...
I CAN'T this is literally my dad and my step-dad together back in the 90's, they were childhood friends and became "partners" (FWB) as young adults without knowing that both had crushes towards one another when they were kids
they were both being pussies and had a misunderstanding pretending they didn't like each other romantically so that caused a riff and they couldn't bare to touch bodies without ingraving in their minds the depravity of a lovelorn act spurred in the heat of the moment. ts has me ctfu *broken heart emoji*
my dad met my mum later on and they had me, I meaaaaaaaan if those gay arse weren't being losers this world wouldn't be the same without me duh anyway despite the inevitable pain it caused the both of them, my dad couldn't move on from farg number 2 so farg number 1 divorced my mum and embodied the quote-unquote "be who you areeeee be who you wanna beeee" leaving a single mum with 5 children to feed in the slums.
Dad AKA farg number 1 remarried and farg number 2 became my step-dad. They canoodled inside an inverted-rainbow colored house near the suburbs and they constantly visit us once a month. My mum wasn't even mad, she was like, "I knew that bitchass was gay the first night we spent together, he wanted to put it in my ass and thought women had semen coming out of their clitoris, happy for him tho"
I swear if this story ends up the same way as my dad's I will literally combust. And if you read this far and you believed me I'm sorry cuz I'm just spreading misinformation and made-up a random ass story while I'm AFK-ing in CRK for those juicy jellies teehehehe have a nice day/night ;3
What the hahhahahahahaha. I finished this comment
i might love you
you are a menace lmao
Oh man i knee it
LMFAOOOO
HONEYBEE? it looked like HoneyPEE to me...
Help i saw in the comments "his pee taste like honey" so I guess that's the reason it called HONEYBEE
me when I glaze somebody: his pee tastes like honey!!
ok but he's kinda... his 82 years old dick can get it
Ayooooo omg I’m crying lmaobut no like he definitely is fine ngl