Loll imagine living a normal life when you wake up with a stranger at yo bed (instead of your family), then yo family forces you to move in this strangers home that you don't even know. Then you sit on a couch and this motherfucking lunatic kneels down and puts his face on yo leg being desperate. And this lunatic calls yo sir then his beloved LOLL.
Ya wake up, yo parents kick you out into a strangers house in the middle of the forest and this strangers says that you're gay and married. (Even though you've never had such motives for the same sex before).
Ye I'd also think everybody's crazy.