your mama's alt's Things

who's the top
who's the bottom
who's the seme
who's the uke
if <character> is the bottom/if <character> is the top i'm dropping
dropped because <character> is the bottom/dropped bc <character> is the top
*sees shounen ai tag* where's the P 0 R N????

and then y'all wonder why bl readers have a rep of being obsessed with gay sex? lmao

yes this is another jinx post i read jinx and tbh idk why this yaoi in particular gets targeted when it's the standard yaoi - a small pitiful spineless uke who is a walking doormat x a tall muscular abusive and grapey seme who exudes toxic masculinity with a wack ass story is it bc it has better than average art? i was expecting waaaay worse with how everyone fights about it ngl even as a pwp it sucks bc it's just the same "seme forcing himself on the uke and uke hates it" every other chapter

i jsut saw clips of jinshi from apothecary diaries and i need clingy and affectionate ml's who are emotional and blush PLS IM LITERALLY BEGGIN i.m sick of these bland ass stoic cold ml who treats the fl like shit GIVE ME THE JINSHI'S MLS!!!! i tweakin rn

y'all taking the ratings seriously when shit like bj alex has a 9.7 ?LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

tbh i never understood the hype for this trope "omg i hope he GROVELS and BEGS for her forgiveness before the fl takes him back" how is this a W for the fl when she gets back together w/ her abuser who gave her lifetime's worth of trauma? i much prefer stories where the fl moves on and has a hot girl summer and stays single or finds another man who treats her right