pov: you're in a court room and you have to defend a problematic character that you like
started off good then became boring or badly written
what characters comes to mind?
which fictional character has the most tragic backstory?
ml this, bl that... yawn.... y'all worship male characters too much POST HOT WOMEN AND HOT WOMEN ONLY!! POST SOME BADDIES!!! cute, shy, dominant, crazy POST EM ALL!!!!
male character: *commits mass genocide, is a r@pist, murderer, control freak, psychopath etc.* y'all: omg look at the widdle babyyyyy awwww so cuteeeeee! uwu female character: *exists* y'all: GOD i HATE her so much! she's so goddamn ANNOYING! *cue every misogynistic slur on the planet*
note: only works if you're planning to marry the person tell your bf or gf "i want to have a prenup that says if one of us cheats, the other will pay the other alimony" if your bf or gf doesn't agree then voila! your welcome
your lips are made from the same skin as your asshole so when you kiss someone on the lips you're kissing their asshole
i have come to the conclusion that i am sexually attracted to hot monsters and supernatural beings (vampires, tentacles monsters, demons, elves, shapeshifters, aliens etc) but since they don't exist, i will never fufill my sexuality press like if you cried
also drop where u watch anime
my pet chicken is cold and idk how to warm her up w/o her turning into fried chicken :(
i'm picking bear bc i'd rather be killed than risk w/e a man would do and there's a better chance of outsmarting a bear than a man
mangago user: i like vanilla ice cream the replies: 1. this is OFFENSIVE to people who are lactose intolerant!!! 2. what about the other flavors tho wtf *writes an entire essay that makes you wonder if they put as much effort in their english assignments* 3. This is why I only read BL!!!