Not me thinking the bottom would swim under and give him head while the top was with the floatie.
You can tell the seme had a "X at first sight" with the uke when they talked for the first time, so it's not like his instinct failed him. He's just an airhead. Love the ex, he's great.
I'm probably not the only one who keeps feeling as if something unsettling's gonna pop up any minute now, right?
But my first thought was "is he gonna wear the bear costume again on the way out, since he's got no other clothes?"
I'm trying to remember if I've read another story with a main character that's this oblivious... I'm sure I have.
What do we think? I'm thinking that he won't fuck Dan anymore but he'll ask him to be his therapist again. I don't think he'll know how to or even want to act like a savior, so it can be more a question of "I need you to get your shit together because I'm getting mine too - I'm stronger than a jinx."
