You can't DO that to our herbivore Hero. Man went through hell, weaving back and forth the pit of suffering like a shuttle and the next best thing you can think of
is fucking spiders.
Goddamn wolf spiders.
That make Abel faint in every iteration just because (and god, do I FEEL this man) and he still makes a olympic effort to call them cuties if that means he can reign in someone's bloodlust. They are cute, alright. It's just a few legs tooo manyyyyy
Well, since I'm currently working 50+ hours per week (and spending 4h in a train each day) I'm unable to care for my lists and albums as I'd like to. I'm already cutting down on sleep (which isn't my brightest idea, but oh well), so just give me a holler if you find a picture in my albums without any source - I'll get back to you as soon as I can!
*off to finish laundry*
Ok, so the insufferable fool wants our hero for personal reasons, and our hero wants the insufferable fool chopped to pieces like here, there and WAY over there.
And I can relate. He IS insufferable. And his learning ability seems to dither on a backwards arch, like come on. Stop meddling with someone who could obliterate you and is starting to wonder why he SHOULDN'T; like earnestly questioning what was the reason for not killing the fool on sight.