omg YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
wow it’s just 2 dudes kissing
My mom's best friend lent my dad my mom's typewriter, so my mom went to get it back after he was done with it. She was in his apartment and he was sliding around on the wooden floor with socks on and managed to get a splinter, and she had to help him get it out. She told me that her first impression of him was "what a dork". They have been married......
Yall better not make fun of my baes black eye, harsh bitches
That one moment when you look at a person, and the person is actually looking at you and you both make eye contact
'aight amma go and save the world and get kidnapped or die again bbye darlings! and amma also solve every fucking thing on my own and become the lonliest mf in the entire universe even when I have a fucking group loving me'
ik its bad kindly don't judge （￣へ￣）"How dare u disrespect me, you'll now pay the price with your body." a snake hybrid's supper, is it bussin Mr. snake?
i don’t know what this is supposed to be but yeah
Sooo I saw something that said "OMG WHAT IF YOUR PFP KISSED YOU"