Penis (thank you for the name Geek Goddess) is still engaged to Claup, so this tramp just proposed to another man in front of her fiance
Oh sorry Wimp (Willard), bro was so forgetful
*forgettable
Can we talk about the fact that the Captain's parasite considers the rest of the failures to be it's family too?
I like this ending
Do you like tomato juice? Just asking.
I've never had it, but I don't like tomatoes so I assume I wouldn't like tomato juice
Oki doki! Thanks.
This is always such a fun read