get a bunch of those fake earrings, like cartilage ones aswell, and when your fully decked out in "piercings", emerge from your room and go "is this what you wanted mOther?" while you play screaming goats in the back 2 reply
Left hand for writing, both for using spoons/forks, left for chopsticks, but damn bro I suck at sports so I have no idea which hand is my throwing hand? Like a bitch is confused their both uncomfortable reply