Hmmm, I would first play with the snake between my legs and then, I would investigate my prostate gland......what else would I do?
When the Uke is so fucking feminine that it be looking like a rare pokemon. Like what guy are you looking at to draw this character??? Huge ass eyes, skinny af, short af, etc. I like uniqueness in my yaoi. Ya feel? Some manly uke and shit makes things interesting. I also don't like that rape shit. Also, threesomes with twins just weird as fuck man.......
I absolutely cannot STAND super girlish ukes. When they have massive eyes and little kid bodies and are so innocent that it feels weird when there's a sex scene. So bad. I'm not so picky when it comes to storylines, but I really don't like that sort of drawing style. I prefer ukes who look like they can handle a bit of roughness ;)
When everyone is gay in a story. Its fine if you have 2 couples or sort but then you see everyone is gay for each other and thats really unrealistic (which make it a yaoi i guess) i will read it later tho lol.
Sometimes clichés turn me off. Like feminine weak uke, emotionless seme, that cruel bitchy female antagonist, dead/bad parents, CEO's son... If the story is still interesting, those won't bother me much, but srsly they are overused. Also rape, incest, annoying love triangle are not my things. I may be old school, but if they are going to have sex......
Rape scenes! They scare the sh*t outta me! Then there are those girly looking uke or too manly uke (basicly bara uke). And I really find it annoying when the uke keep on saying "no! No more! I don't want this!". Then why are you enjoying it?? Also, when the entire manga has no character or story development and every chapter is filled with meaning......
I really hate it when they start having sex in a really inappropriate location without thinking about it, like the mangaka just started with the sex scene and forgot where they were/what they were doing before. Like for example: The hallway in school? Or like in one manga the dude was sitting in the classroom and some guy looked out the window and ......
idk why but a lot of the time glasses turn me off even though i myself wear glasses but there is those few who i like that wear them but it is quite rare most guys that wear glasses in mangas look alike ugh
THE IDEAOF FUCKINK GUYS EXCITE ME ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
I'd prefer to be the seme, but I'd be in the position that my partner wants me to be in because I don't mind either position. But alas all I have is my yaoi, yuri, and my dumbass cat. (-_-)/
I would like to try both, to see which I'm most comfortable with. If I ever had a dick I'll pitch and catch whenever I could.
Hmmm... I like a lot of different types of yaoi. Sometimes I like a shounen-ai with fantasy and supernatural elements that revolves around a couple overcoming obstacles (Asterisk or Silver Diamond for example). And then I also really like deeper, more angsty yaoi, where the couple goes through a hell of a lot of emotional struggles to be together (......
Seme, even as a girl (can use fingers & tools). And yes, that means the guy would have to be straight, yet an uke.
On the city buses....especially if you're reading the paperback versions instead of the electronic versions. Those covers can really draw in the stares from other riders. (⊙…⊙ )
If You Wake Up As The Opposite Gender, What Will You Do?