
Would you like some of our Chateau Fluffè, dear Author, or some of our House Toxicitè?
Author: I'll have the Toxicitè, thank you. I'll tell you when.
*pours*
Author: keep going.
*pours*
Author: keep going.
*pours* *wine reaches brim*
Author: keep going.
*pours* *wine spills over table*
Author: keep going.
*pours* *entire table stained red*
Author: keep going.
*pours* *floor gets soaked* *pool wine crests at her shoes*
Author: there. Perfect. Messy and toxic is how I like it. ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
Talk about a crush..