baggedmilk

oHHHH
i feel so dirty.. (▰˘◡˘▰)

ama be your first follower!
gotta be in your cool squad ya'know (;

aHHH
IM FANGIRLING SO HARD. (≧∀≦)
LE KOOL KIDS KLUB. (KKK)

you? fangirling for me?
am i some kind of celebrity? pssh.. i'm just a geek with saggy-ass clothes. ( also with heavy breathing when reading yaoi! )

OMFG. YAS. KKK CLUB. ONly the *speicccial* people can join ~
Now give meh deh VIP CARD! (づ￣ ³￣)づ

with a username like that--you must be famous.
i love saggy-ass clothes--easy to rip off. ;)

you shall get duh VIP CARD bc you're my very first. <33

yeah, people get to hear my moans when they hear my username.
you're the first to hear it~
OHHHHH, we gettin' very low and dirty. *puts on full protective clothing* can't rip that off can you? even if you can, i'm not even ripe(d) yet.. still a dried fruit with puny organs lol.

*bows* tytytyty. now where do i use the VIP CARD? in someones ass?

oH GAWD.
WE ARE GOING FROM PG-13 TO M.

and yes, you swipe it in someones ass.
like when you shower and you need to clean your ass so you credit card that shit, except you do that for someone else ofc.

Hey, what's wrong with PG-13 to M? honestly, i though we were going further than a M *wiggles eyebrows* shall we go deeper into the dirty world of adults? (yes, i got that reference from an anime >_>)

... i think i prefer to do the normal way now. i'm mean you can try but.. just not on me. pls. i beg.
(fyi: ass + swipe with credit card = make you wet and tingle a bit)

we were further than M?!
the dirty world of adults scares me.
humans are the filthiest beings in the world.
am i human?
am i filthy? ;;

okay, its fine.
only sPECIAL SPECIAL VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE shall do the ass swipe. (￣∇￣")

yeah, i suppose we were something more than a M..
let's call it, teh S++++++ with an extra bit of M++++++!

agreed ^^b
humans are the filthiest but what's even more filthy is our BODY and MIND.
our body naturally gets horny and wet when reading porn or smutty novels.
and our mind... it's filled with dirty scenes. it gives you an addiction to something like BL/yaoi. (it's a chemical but i dont even know what it's called..)
if you don't believe me with the mind part, then ask yourself how/why you're addicted to the internet?
if hadn't gotten wifi within 10 days or so, what would happen to you? probably go crazy but i'm sure there's a cure for that..

and to answer one of your questions, yes you're a human. and yes you're filthy. but.. not in that kind of way~ coz' filthy has a different meaning:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=filthy

....
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you're hot like a cinnamon roll, tight like how my special butthole (wtffff), and supah dope like the kewl kids~ <3333

p.s: fuck all my grammar and spelling mistakes.
AMEN.

i dont give flying fucks about grammar unless its "your" and "you're".
that TRIGGERS me.

omg that urban dictionary link.
bAHHA BUT HUMANS ARE NOT THAT AT ALL.

currently reading this fanfic that the characters development is pretty slow bUT ITS SUCH GOOD WRITING. ITS SOOO LONG EACH CHAPTER AND THERES 40 CHAPTERS AND ITS COMPLETE. BLESS THE GAWDS.
opm shall be my best anime ever tbh.
i love my egg husband. (づ￣ ³￣)づ


p.s WHAT WAS THAT LAST SENTENCE? IS THAT A SONG? DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT?
YOU LEGEND.

your so pretty. your so goodlooking. omg, your welcome. hahahhaa... i love you and your.. wet looking va-
k i'll stop. i'll stop!
my plan was to trigger you but it all went wrong! >///<

urban dictionary = humans.
that's basically sums up the whole meaning.
(coz' that's where they learn dirty words huehuehue)


ooo give meh the fanfic link .. give meh give meh. it better be smut! >:]
*coughs hard* when you just said opm plus egg husband, i thought of saitama right away >///<
ahhhh, his so manly!! and cute! and sexy!!
his really eggolicious~ <3
damn hot and his damn OPNESS!

LOL, i just thought of you while writing it haha. i guess you're my inspiration <3 (gawd, that sounded cheesy like hell >w<)

didnt i reply to this?
ayahhh. i didnt. did i?
I DONT KNOW.

MEH. oMG I FOUDN MY SUPPOSED REPLY.

JFC. I'LL JUST COPY AND PASTE. OMGGGG. I MADE MISTAKES.
MISTAKESSSS.S
T_______T
KMS.






omg staph. ;;
you're***************

tbh i do ove urban dictionary tho. fkn hilarious website. ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~

uGH YES. I LOVE ONE PUNCH MAN. I GOT A HOODIE OF MY EGG'S FACE. ITS SO BEAUTIFUL. (≧∀≦) UGHH i love saitama~~~
fr tho, one punch man made me laugh so hard and the anime i was used to watching didnt really make me laugh at the time bc they were all in serious mode or a scary arc so watching opm made me soooOOO happy.
i made my friend a weeb by making them watch opm and also got my brother interested as well.
oH GAWD IM RAMBING ABOUT OPM TOO MUCH. (⊙…⊙ )

link ---> http://archiveofourown.org/works/7964422/chapters/18216175
the generic ship of opm duh.
it takes a while to get to the kinky smutty stuff but you'll get to it.


i-i-i-i-INSPIRATION? DUDE. I WILL BE SUCH A BAD ROLE MODEL BUT OK. I FEEL SPECIAL. X'DD thank you my cheese.

p.s i love cheese.