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I was raped by a lion form like a furry, oh wait I raped the lion and then I killed the hippo next to him and I run away on top of a building and I jump into the great wall of china.

I had a sex dream with Orochimaru

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Im the only one allowed to hit my bff

Id moan from getting degraded.

That's not what your mom called me last night

weirded out and confused.

-smiled bc they dont know the context behind it

Here are some of the best replies. Personally the pic of the loading screen is my favourite

Erm my loml when im a kid until now

begging on my knees for him to be playable

I'M FUCKING COOKED BRO I'M GETTNG LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE HELL HE MIGHT JUST GET IN THERE WITH ME FUCKK I'M COOKED

Getting out illegally since he's a hitman... but also there is a high possibility he has an alter ego as the world's greatest lawyer so he might get me out of there with more than when I came in lmao. also he'd be a literal baby on a small baby pedestal... edit: also I love this question

The sims

Persona 5 and skyrim

Trust me....It's not motivation, it's ADDICTION.... I have no right to say this, since I don't follow my own advice, but don't spend your money... It's just an endless cycle...

I just had a breakdown because my SimCity won't give me fucking money...i had to demolish so many buildings to earn money.

at least you rage over quality games i’m out here on the verge of tears after beefing on roblox, kids are brutal man just take a breather tbh, it’s easy to get so invested when you binge play a game but just take a walk and you’ll realise you’ve deeped it too much