"Salut, mon chéri" typical french guy pick-up line
So when is Dan gonna find out about that time when JK forced that actor "potato's boyfriend now" to watch them have sex ??
This motherfucker stuck his whole arm in uke's hole and started fucking him with it, a truly fucked up lunatic lmao
Alright here goes nothing.....
(DARLING HOLD MY HANDS) 
NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 U HOLIDAY, AND RIGHT NOW U CAN SAVE 50 POUNDS PER A PERSON
The father and mother... are they sinlings or what??? Cuz they look exactly the same lol
Drop them sidestories fellas!!!! Can't wait for ya guys to see them!!!!! squirting hotness
Dan really is the nicest and most innocent uke i've ever seen so far, he is just too good for this world
Just drop the chapter man... tf is this "placeholder"
Tf? They r still kids and they want them to get married ?
I was going to say "finally there is no banging" until.....

		












