Everyone thinks that Saitama is trying to calculate their moves and is struggling, but in reality, he's worried that they would find out his hair's not real. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭
If someone came to me and told me I had to take care of a useless guy, I'd slam the door immediately. I can't even take care of myself to be honest. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ I'm also a useless freeloader.
He's hot! Is all I thought when I first say him.