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go touch some grass yall

When the time comes, I'm sure you'll figure it out, but rn moral of the story is, you like men

I came from the Philippines, and in bicol we say 'marahay na banggi' when we want to tell someone that we love them, not that anyone cares tho lmaooo

Because I was jealous of the fl being with the ml-

saggy titties

Im at the supermarket im getting shampoo , just my usual , then i meet a person who’s about to take the last shampoo of my favorite fragrance , i ask him to give it to me , gives it to me and i like his face , then i dunno he propose to me w a bottle of shampoo lol ( im not allowed to date im muslim ) , then we go home live together , then he fin......

So I went to a friend's house to work on a group project and I saw their Golden Retriever (I am so fond of animals so ye I was excited to pet that cuddly giant creature) and when I came to pet the dog, it started chasing me (the house was spacious, kinda hope mine was too lol) so I ran until I reached the corner of the house. I thought he (the do......

I was 13. My first time in a mixed school. There was one handsome guy (most handsome guy in school) who was super funny and he liked me for a while (we didn't date each other) and oh damn. There was just one time when I was just moving across the whiteboard and he came straight across the class and slammed the whiteboard hard with his right hand fi......

So me and my guy friend were just arguing and pushing each other on who's gonna ask our professor a certain favor and when I got annoyed I started to grab his shoulders and I just literally pushed him but then He was like "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move" and he suddenly spun me around and he kabedon-ed me into a wall... I was literally......

A boy out of my class once did it to me as an joke.( ￣へ￣） He came way to close to me, so i kissed his cheek. (づ￣ ³￣)づ After that he was so Embarsassed. ┗( T﹏T )┛ Everyone laughed at him, that was so funny! (≧∀≦)

The world is already overpopulated, yet why do people look down on others(especially women) who don't want to have kids? Why can't my country separate religion and law? Why should divorce be considered illegal and be called a sin? Mostly elders are against legalizing divorce because of religion but they are willing to sacrifice the happiness of th......