Celestia ludenberg's Topics (204)

Miss girl flew like a kite
I'm dead

Of course you have to fucking change when you become a crown Princess?
These are two different jobs
What you used to do was recruiting people to your cult- no, religion with your Whittle divine power.

Now you have to watch over a whole nation!
They call the empress 'mother of the nation' , because you are quite literally that?
Do you do that job properly? No.

What about the recruiting job? Nope not that either. You're only making them run away from your cult full of corrupted priests.

So right now, you're a useless nobody, something your husband didn't think you were before.

And a hypocritical bitch. Who in the right mind would flex about living frugally when you sleep in a luxurious bed and is being dressed in finest clothes everyday?
Do you think drinking a cheap tea and eating some cheap cookies automatically makes you better than everyone? Stupid idiot

With the amount of times you speak of Edith, it would look like you like her and want her for yourself
Please shut your trap

That thing is a nuclear weapon. Poor courtney, I will always remember you. Rip

All this time I thought theon was forcefully married to her. I try to empathize to him, then new information reveals and he just keep getting worse

You don't like Jerry. You love him

I've never studied this hard even for my art history exam
Don't worry karhan, you'll ace this

Is that guy the emperor's brother?

Omg it's finally back
I can't wait for the rest of the story

Im gonna put dynamite on the rooms next to and below the emperor's room and light em up. I will make this bastard get cooked alive
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