Just thinking back makes me turn purple, haha. I'm really sensitive to embarrassing situations in general so I felt the need to rant to strangers online. I know, what a loser, right?!
Anyway, I kinda had the worst experience with a good friend of mine last weekend. She begged me to accompany her to a gay bar to hang out (she's a fujoshi) so we did just that. After some time a cute probably slightly drunk guy came over and ended up talking about his older boyfriend.
Usually my friend's all shy when talking to strangers but suddenly she got all rude and blurted out that his bf was probably a fat, disgusting guy in his 30s and asked If he wouldn't want to date me instead. I just wanted to disappear at that instant. Seriously, she's the worst wing man ever. (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
............................................................. ................................ well. another side of her u didn't know about(￣∇￣") was she drunk as well perhaps?
Haha, yeah that really freaked me out. And in front of a cutie too. (`Д´) I'm just gonna blame that one cocktail she had that evening. :,D She might be a lightweight.
Haha, yeah that really freaked me out. And in front of a cutie too. (`Д´)I'm just gonna blame that one cocktail she had that evening. :,D She might be a lightweight. yaoiislove
lmao. no wonder XD yeh...I'm never gonna drink alcohol when i grow up then.. ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄x⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
ok so i found out youre a guy too so i guess youre soooo blessed to have a wingman as cool as her. i mean, dude, i'd like to do that to you too if i was your friend, BECAUSE YKNOW YAOI IS LIFE AND HOORAY FOR FUJOSHIS!!!!!!!!!! damn lmao
Haha almost. But she's Russian and sounds sooo much more aggressive when drunk. (⊙…⊙ ) Poor dude was scared too. xD And I bet she was thinking about some yaoi stuff she recently read. That guy only mentioned his bf is "a few years older" than him. :,))
ok so i found out youre a guy too so i guess youre soooo blessed to have a wingman as cool as her. i mean, dude, i'd like to do that to you too if i was your friend, BECAUSE YKNOW YAOI IS LIFE AND HOORAY FOR FU... greenpotato
Lol, well we gotta work on her skills though. :,)) She once tried to hook me up with straight girls on a festival. I do love all the crazy stuff that happens when she's drunk though. :,D
And yeah, I do feel blessed! Fujoshi&Fudanshi Power
Lol, well we gotta work on her skills though. :,)) She once tried to hook me up with straight girls on a festival. I do love all the crazy stuff that happens when she's drunk though. :,DAnd yeah, I do feel bles... yaoiislove
ohmygahhd, that's so cute of her! i see what a drunk concerned friend can do lol. but, what happened to that festival? may i know? :3
Oh gosh that sounds so awkward XD If my friend ever did such a thing for me (with a girl then of course) I'd feel like I wanted to disappear too haha. I'd probably end up apologizing in her place and make a total fool of myself while doing so XD
ohmygahhd, that's so cute of her! i see what a drunk concerned friend can do lol. but, what happened to that festival? may i know? :3 greenpotato
Haha, I came out to her at that festival. I had been dumbed shortly before and she got all hyper and ran off. At some point two girls came up to me giggling "Hey, are you Avon? Your friend just asked us If we think you're hot and If we're gay bc you're looking for a boyfriend?" My friend was so out of it at that point, she can't remember a thing that happened that night. :,)) And I don't know how we reached our tent bc we were laughing our asses off.
Oh gosh that sounds so awkward XD If my friend ever did such a thing for me (with a girl then of course) I'd feel like I wanted to disappear too haha. I'd probably end up apologizing in her place and make a tot... Akikosenpai
Yeah... and that was a gay bar I like and all my friends go to. It's pretty cozy and if someone raises their voice their conversation is easily heard. So I'm sure at least 4 tables and the bartenders heard about poor dude's supposedly 'disgusting' boyfriend. ╥﹏╥
Haha, I came out to her at that festival. I had been dumbed shortly before and she got all hyper and ran off. At some point two girls came up to me giggling "Hey, are you Avon? Your friend just asked us If we t... yaoiislove
OHMYGAHD HAHAHAHAHAHA man, that was hilarious! your friend is one of a kind istg. she really knows how to make a way about everything pfft if she did that to me maybe i'll give her some nice knocks on her thick skull before we laugh our asses off til our deaths. oh my gosh really youre so lucky to have a friend as lunatic as her XD (づ￣ ³￣)づ
Just thinking back makes me turn purple, haha. I'm really sensitive to embarrassing situations in general so I felt the need to rant to strangers online. I know, what a loser, right?!
Anyway, I kinda had the worst experience with a good friend of mine last weekend. She begged me to accompany her to a gay bar to hang out (she's a fujoshi) so we did just that. After some time a cute probably slightly drunk guy came over and ended up talking about his older boyfriend.
Usually my friend's all shy when talking to strangers but suddenly she got all rude and blurted out that his bf was probably a fat, disgusting guy in his 30s and asked If he wouldn't want to date me instead. I just wanted to disappear at that instant. Seriously, she's the worst wing man ever. (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
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well. another side of her u didn't know about(￣∇￣")
was she drunk as well perhaps?
Haha, yeah that really freaked me out. And in front of a cutie too. (`Д´)
I'm just gonna blame that one cocktail she had that evening. :,D She might be a lightweight.
lmao. no wonder XD
yeh...I'm never gonna drink alcohol when i grow up then.. ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄x⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
Yeah, alcohol is bad and makes you do things your friends will tease you your whole life for. ╮(￣▽￣)╭
Hahaha, sounds like a fun night! (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
Ahh, my bad. She actually had a legit reason to try and hook me up since I'm a gay dude, too. :,D
But still.... *facepalm*
ok so i found out youre a guy too so i guess youre soooo blessed to have a wingman as cool as her. i mean, dude, i'd like to do that to you too if i was your friend, BECAUSE YKNOW YAOI IS LIFE AND HOORAY FOR FUJOSHIS!!!!!!!!!! damn lmao
Haha almost. But she's Russian and sounds sooo much more aggressive when drunk.
(⊙…⊙ ) Poor dude was scared too. xD
And I bet she was thinking about some yaoi stuff she recently read. That guy only mentioned his bf is "a few years older" than him. :,))
Lol, well we gotta work on her skills though. :,)) She once tried to hook me up with straight girls on a festival. I do love all the crazy stuff that happens when she's drunk though. :,D
And yeah, I do feel blessed!
Fujoshi&Fudanshi Power
ohmygahhd, that's so cute of her! i see what a drunk concerned friend can do lol. but, what happened to that festival? may i know? :3
Oh gosh that sounds so awkward XD If my friend ever did such a thing for me (with a girl then of course) I'd feel like I wanted to disappear too haha. I'd probably end up apologizing in her place and make a total fool of myself while doing so XD
Haha, I came out to her at that festival. I had been dumbed shortly before and she got all hyper and ran off. At some point two girls came up to me giggling "Hey, are you Avon? Your friend just asked us If we think you're hot and If we're gay bc you're looking for a boyfriend?"
My friend was so out of it at that point, she can't remember a thing that happened that night. :,)) And I don't know how we reached our tent bc we were laughing our asses off.
Yeah... and that was a gay bar I like and all my friends go to. It's pretty cozy and if someone raises their voice their conversation is easily heard. So I'm sure at least 4 tables and the bartenders heard about poor dude's supposedly 'disgusting' boyfriend.
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OHMYGAHD HAHAHAHAHAHA man, that was hilarious! your friend is one of a kind istg. she really knows how to make a way about everything pfft if she did that to me maybe i'll give her some nice knocks on her thick skull before we laugh our asses off til our deaths. oh my gosh really youre so lucky to have a friend as lunatic as her XD (づ￣ ³￣)づ