Straight as a pencil
Although the ending felt a bit rushed, I really don’t care. I’m just glad it was a happy ending. Not everything has to end with a bang.
First of all yes, you are an asshole. Secondly, the person who does the autopsy will be able to deduce the real cause of death if they are competent. Last but not least, I think this is bullshit.
Energy drinks. Although I only drink them when I have to stay up all night in order to cram for an exam.