man I don't understand these angel ass ukes out here
if a motherfucker comes into my home assaults me, bugs my apartment, and has the nerve to say right to my fucking face that I won't do shit about it I'm not bothering with hate, I'm hopping straight to homicide.
I'm hopping straight to homicide lmfaooo I love it.
Same tho same.
straight up
bc I'll read but I don't want to
I don't think I've ever been as sincerely happy and grateful as when this ended
We’ve already read so much of it that we feel obligated to keep reading the updates but it’s just torture
ugh
gave me a nasty feeling even though it was handled in a comedic way
i like realism but i hate how quickly the dude was like "lmao yeh yeet imma out you fuck ur job nerd"
Blonde Dude : //enters room/ Did someone call for a PLOT DEVICE??
Me: no, that's okay, I think we're getting somewhere
and even worse, you don't wanna fuck but boy oh boy do i have a solution for you:
Get me off!
Now, i know this might seem like what i originally asked for but its even better because... yes! because yes. so whaddaya say?
Sangho (I assume): ......yeah, makes sense
50 chapters just to notice that he has a crush
that's a record
I'm too impressed to be exasperated, it takes talent to make a story go this slow and still be ridiculously entertaining
ugh my soul
I need a book three where John isn't a hypocrite
and Haskins has the balls to stop stringing his wife along regardless of John being a hypocrite
and Judy is hurt and needs time but struggles through so abby still gets to see haskins
and abby is mad af and also confused but they take her to therapy so she can handle being in the middle of that shit show healthily
and Haskins mom does things right the second time around and stands up for her son
and haskins dad goes and fucks himself eternally in hell
and Evan stays good friends with John but doesn't bother pretending not to want to fuck him
wow actually I'm just gonna believe that's what actually happened, I feel better now