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The work together thats why.

he can sill avoid him.

But he’s still persistent afk

exactly

Fun fact- you can fit two raccoons... yes adult raccoons

I could've lived my life not knowing this

WHAA- HOW?? I have so many questions but I feel like I don't need to know the answer lmaoo bruhh human body is really facinating

Ooohhh u can fit a lot of shit in the ass no pun intended

how exactly did u learn bout dis??? XD

Uh- next question
Lmao

dont avoid it XD u know ur sins XD

"Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh" ~Eminem

I still wonder what he was thinking when he made that song-

And that's actually how a lot of people smuggle things(⊙…⊙ )

smuggle a pet onto the an airplane XD

Imagine smuggling a hamster (⊙…⊙ )

if u can fit 2 adult raccoon in ur ass u could prob smuggle at least 30 hamster onto the airplane if they didnt die from suffocation

You are right. Maybe they should smuggle a snake. That would be interesting ╮(￣▽￣)╭

1 adult raccoon is about 12 inches so 2 is 24 meaning you can fit a minimum of at least 28 gerbils but I’m bad at math so eh

it would be like cing a cockatrice but instead of chicken it would be a human XD

i think an octopus would be more interesting kinda feel like an alien invasion or parasite ya know XD & u can fit a shit ton of those since an octopus is super flexible!!! so like maybe 300 octopus can come sliding out the ass XD

I- Dude you are so creative. Where do you even get this ideas from? Lmao. Bu yeah that would be interesting cause they will cling to the inside

It's funny how people have to go to the E.R because of that ╮(￣▽￣)╭

i mean literally the idea came from 'Fun fact- you can fit two raccoons... yes adult raccoons'
like u can fit any animals as long as it doesnt tear the ass XD

These comments are getting more and more concerning ╥﹏╥

Lol I both love and hate where this conversation is going

wait i just realise if peeps go 2 ER & had 2 surgically open up the ass wouldnt dat be super terrifying 2 c a bunch of octopus clinging inside the ass??? its like cing generation of mices growing in u stomach

*Suddenly starts having flashbacks of the p*rn that traumatised me*#－.－)

Well that's scary. People should seriously stop putting random things( like can, gold etc) in their anus.(●￣(ｴ)￣●)

Me too (￣∇￣")

wat porn??? <.<

i feel like can & gold up the ass is more normal than animals XD

You wanna know what I saw? (=・ω・=)

Well yeah...but is there any person who put animals in their anus? Just wanna know ┑(￣Д ￣)┍

ye sure y not XD i heard the cursed fack already XD

i mean peeps with fetish like dat???? XD

Yep

Well a girl was putting smoothie in her ass and she ate it afterwards. Also can't forget when a guy put his both hands upto his elbow in another guy's ass which made that man's inside just pop outside so yea...(￣∇￣")

u know sometimes i question how u manage 2 find all these stuff XD welp at least they all sound better than 2 girls & 1 cup or boku no pico XD

Trust me bro I have seen so much shit that I don't get traumatised anymore, lol. Do ya know about rainbow kiss(ew)? （￣へ￣）

nope idk bout dat XD have u heard of insect sex???? XD

You mean how insects mate?

talk 2 u in private since 2 graphic XD