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I'm actually getting tired with these kinds of questions. Wth

"Mental breakdown"

...

uuhhh

Yes, don't ask why

LMFAO HELL NAH even if i tried.. my flat ass boobs would NEVER allow me to do that kink shit. my dumbass would probably strain my damn neck if i attempted anyway.

I regret opening my eyes today

GIRL-

You stupid motherfucker. I really don't know if your trolling or not but those grapes better come out of your fucking ass real soon.

it's been three days... is it out yet? i'm genuinely concerned

ma'am i deadass don't know how to respond but i hope your bootyhole is aight

bro i- uhh just finger it out i guess?

jfc you put the grape in the wrong hole. you’re supposed to put it in your mouth not in your ass.