RIP gobble dicku, you will not be missed (imagine your homeboys seeing you hump a knee is the last time you get to use your ding dong)
But lord it gives major grooming vibes!! I feel like I'm seeing a 50 year old with his child bride teaching them about the birds and the bees ( ̄∇ ̄")
Pls stop because y is that the exact dynamic
MC is quite old though. He said so himself that it was almost too late for him to get marriage proposal. He's just a virgin.
RIP gobble dicku, you will not be missed (imagine your homeboys seeing you hump a knee is the last time you get to use your ding dong)