Could be crazy telling bro he missed out on a confession
You keep making bro say the cutest shit out loud
“ Are you talking about me, perchance?”
He probably actually just could be kind of bummed out
It feels like you’re simultaneously not over him yet very over him
You’re fulfilling all of Bros desires like actually
I’m pretty sure bro wanted you to lay on his shoulder and that’s why he sat there lol
Well, if you keep lamenting over it then you’re never gonna get over it
So he was cheating on you?
Classic story
Bro, even this guy can tell it was a crush on that person
Well, if you were to take a deep sea fish, you’d be decompressing it by taking it out of deep water
But he came here to help you… lol
I don’t even know your mom, but I can tell bro loves the fuck out of her
I can see why your mom married your dad
Oh, a classic tale of the childhood friend… or the friend from high school?
Bro’s gonna tell your boss that you slept with him and it’s gonna be this instead of sex
Honestly, I think your boss is gonna find out you’re dating him from bro
I’m giggling like a school girl, bro
He’s such a cutie pie, dude if you don’t date him, I will
