This has literally happened to me before irl. I was drinking with coworkers and passed out, when I woke up they were fucking right next to me. We're all girls. I just pretended to still be asleep.
Same. It was on New year's party. I was drunk and fell asleep in one of the rooms. At some time I felt that something is happening beside me (on the same bed) and desided to fake asleep ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
This might be my favorite uke ever. I've definitely fallen in love with a dick before and acted just like him.