bestie, I freaking feel you just why does fictional characters have to be so perfect and so ideal that would literally make you fall in love with them—but they aren't real so iT rEaLlY hUrTz~
BRUH EVEN IF HE'S A CAMBOY OR GAY, HE HAS HUMOUNGUS MUSCLES YALL WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED ALREADY WITH ONE SMACK!?!? THE FUCK THINK WITH YOUR HEAD NOT WITH YOUR HEAD HORNEY ASSHOLES
this is such a cliffhanger???? AND WHY IS THERE SO MANY HIATUS