the chosen one edit: additional 42069 and 69420 lolol
yeah well... i think i’ve spent to much time doing it but hey~ at least everyone who look inside my phone knows at the first second imma hell of a weeb some of the widgets are those you can flip bu i don’t think i can upload a vid here page 1: Shingeki no Kyojin page 2: Yuukoku no Moriarty page 3: Yuri!!! on ICE page 4: Sk8 the Infinity pag......
With strict homophobic Asian parents I would die
i myself can't handle my sexiness so i will show tge world what this big juicy fat ass and thighs are made of: sheer fucking confidence luv mwah
A few years ago. Me and my family rented a house near the border of Canada for a yearly family vacation trip. We decided to go to the Asian night market in Canada. On our way to the border my cousin realizes "Oh shit, I forgot our passports" my uncle without missing a beat. Unlocks the car and makes a run for it (away from the border also yes the c......
When I was 5 / 6 years old a robber broke into my house while I was sleeping. So for context, I was sleeping on my parents bed that day but they had left for work earlier, and my cousin who was to take care of me hadn’t arrived home yet. I was basically on my own. So I wake up and there’s this unknown guy messing in my parents wardrobe and all......
PFFFTTT WTF LMAOOO ALL I'VE EVER HAD IS MEMES IN MY PHOTO ALBUM They were all working in a peaceful cafe when suddenly Dazai and Chuuya started to argue something about the outputs and fought each other with baguettes, kermit was doing the works diligently while sipping tea and one more member was crying about literally why the two was fighting, ......
Haha lol lmao Son: Dad why is Sister's name Daisy? Me: well son, when your Sister was born your Mother's favorite youtuber liked Daisies. Son: thanks Dad! :D Me: no problem Gucci Banana
Jesus Jesus kunnn~ cmon wake up WAKE UP WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH
My muslim big bro knowing touch you and the context of the anime,,,,,
"did you lay this egg, kakyoin?!"
"I'll take a chip... and eat it!" *cue dramatic music*
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