As a German this was so fucking hilarious i was laughing my ass off so hard just imagining him saying that ahh I'm still crying it should've been serious but nah
Fr
Same hab vergessen das der pisser deutsch ist war ziemlich verwirrt
Ong same war einf jumpscare
Am I the only one who thinks the other guy looks better
Why is his body like a big tv but his head like a pea
DAAAAAMMNNN BOOM SHAKALAKA SHO DAT IN DAAA BBBAAACCCKKK DAT WOMAN IS SO FINE
AAAAAANNNDDD THHEEE CRROOWWWDDD goes silent n leaves
NOOOOOOOOO SO FUCKING ADORABLE MY HEARTTTTT MY SHAYYLLAAA MY BABYYYYYYY MY BABYYY UR MY BABY SAY IT TO ME
Buddy got a horse dick used it with his weird ahh purple eyes sparkling like the same has (at least 1) was like fuck maybe I'm freaky and decided yah this is it ima keep dis one fr wtf blud was like this was too good
Nah but fr what's up with his eyes and his ability with his hand he's definitely not human ion remember everything I read tho n the bottom has one purple eye too they fina pull sum prophecy shi
THE COMMENTS ARE TAKING ME OUT BUT REAL ASF CUZ WTF IS THAT MONSTER IT MIGHT AS WELL BE ITS OWN ENTITY WITH IDENTITY
Aw hell naw if I was him I'd escape when I get the chance cuz wtf