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I=stupid February 18, 2020 7:38 pm

Ok, why do the characters always have to go to the hospital?! All he had was a cold or a fever, sure, if he had been sick for a long time or had an extremely high temp, but that wasn't the case.

    hellyeahiluvyaoi February 22, 2020 4:30 am

    He got an IV, ok? That means its not a mere cold.
    When I got a cold or even a fever my parent always bring me to a clinic to see a doctor. In his case maybe hospital more closer than a clinic? Anyway hospital more convenience since its 24 hours service. Sorry for my bad eng hope you understand what Im trying to say

    Qiuqiu-chan February 22, 2020 11:04 pm

    In Korean culture, you go and get an IV from the hospital or a clinic whenever you’re not feeling well. You don’t even need to have a fever or anything.

I=stupid December 24, 2019 3:46 am

Aw, its a double date :)

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I=stupid May 7, 2016 4:27 am

1. guys have self-lubricating assholes
2. semes have giant d!cks and ukes have teeny tiny ones
3. the seme's giant 3 ft long d!ck can easily slide into the uke's virgin ass without any prep or lube
4. guys can go for 20 rounds of sex in one night and still have enough energy/cum for one more
5. there's no such thing as a straight man

What have you learned?!

    KikiBee May 7, 2016 4:29 am

    The guy who puts it in HAS to have weird alien bohemoth hands.

    Kwon May 7, 2016 4:33 am

    I learned love is blind ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

    I=stupid May 7, 2016 4:35 am
    The guy who puts it in HAS to have weird alien bohemoth hands. KikiBee

    ikr!! their hands are as big as the uke's head!

    J Unleashed May 7, 2016 4:36 am

    This: (which amuses me AND pisses me off at the same time):
    http://www.mangago.zone/home/photo/658378/

    KikiBee May 7, 2016 4:38 am
    This: (which amuses me AND pisses me off at the same time): http://www.mangago.me/home/photo/658378/ J Unleashed

    Yeeeeah....

    I=stupid May 7, 2016 4:41 am
    This: (which amuses me AND pisses me off at the same time): http://www.mangago.me/home/photo/658378/ J Unleashed

    yeah, the whole,"You got hard so that must mean you actually wanted it" makes me mad too.

    ~illoveyaoi May 7, 2016 4:57 am

    Rape is always the solution.. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

    " i like you so i rape you", "you irritate me so i rape you", "i hate you so i rape you", "iam jealous so i rape you (actually for couples especially the seme who doesnt want to listen and just force his way "in" just because he is jealous)", and many more reasons.. ┑( ̄Д  ̄)┍

    normal_human May 7, 2016 5:02 am

    1. Everyone is gay (I guess this is like #5 of yours?)
    2. When a gay man confesses his love the response is normally "Oh cool let's have sex then."
    3. No place is off limits for sex: Office, public bathroom, who cares, right?
    4. Guys nipples are REALLY sensitive.

    I'm sure there's others but I can't think of any more right now :P Thanks for the enjoyable comment!

    I=stupid May 7, 2016 5:05 am
    Rape is always the solution.. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ " i like you so i rape you", "you irritate me so i rape you", "i hate you so i rape you", "iam jealous so i rape you (actually for couples especially the seme w... ~illoveyaoi

    you forgot "someone else raped you so I'll rape you"

    KikiBee May 7, 2016 5:05 am

    Affection immediately makes you horney. Uke does something cute. Seme, "I love you, you're cute....omg I need it nooooow"

    I=stupid May 7, 2016 5:05 am
    1. Everyone is gay (I guess this is like #5 of yours?)2. When a gay man confesses his love the response is normally "Oh cool let's have sex then."3. No place is off limits for sex: Office, public bathroom, who... normal_human

    you're welcome! (▰˘◡˘▰)

    Hanne May 7, 2016 5:16 am

    Homosexuality runs in families, all the brothers are gay, from generation to generation?

    SugarySuga May 7, 2016 5:20 am

    1. Uke will always be much shorter and girly looking
    2. If you moan while being raped, it isn't rape
    3. As soon as you confess, it's mandatory to fuck immediately
    4. Girls will always be annoying, bitchy airheads
    5. Male nipples are somehow extremely sensitive
    6. A virgin as can handle extremely rough sex with no internal damage
    This list can go on and on...

    Huppyvirus May 7, 2016 6:19 am

    1. I remember when i first read yaoi, i was looking forward for the D, but it gave me Invisidicks.
    2.In shoujo smut after confession is an awkward moment but in most yaoi they unzip their pants in a speed of light
    3. I can't complain about varieties. It opened a lot of doors for me.
    4.The wait for updates is making me proud of myself. Like i've never been this eager in terms of pursuing goals thanks lol
    5. The joy of guessing who tops or bottoms. Though most are obvious.
    6. The joy of finding a gem. Like a really really good story.
    7. Realizing you're just a trash that's in it for the sex as well. Worthy tearjerker story and i'm: they didn't do it?!?!?!
    8. Seeing that one woman character who is bffs with everyone and imagining yourself as her huuu sistaaah
    But what bugs me the most: 9. WITH ALL THE FVCKING SEX HOW DO YOU GUYS STUDY/ WORK NOT EXHAUSTED?!!! Is sperm a vitamin or what

    KikiBee May 7, 2016 6:26 am

    Marathon sex without a gallon of water and some granola bars next to thw bed....and no one gets out of bed to pee after round 4...thats a lot of exertion...."in the end we did it all night"

    Mental Nails May 7, 2016 6:46 am

    [Oh. MY G*D the minute I saw this topic in the list I knew I had to get in on this and IT'S AMAZING. I want to upvote all of the comments. I want to upvote this topic more than once. I want to actually contribute something useful but it's 1:30am and I should be asleep and I'm useless right now. *lol*]

    1.) Gay men are totally ripped, like magic, once puberty hits. (Seriously, no scenes in gyms?)
    2.) Cute=bottom. If the seme does something cute he's getting f*cked.
    3.) Hickeys are the equivalent of a dog peeing on his territory and gays are VERY territorial.
    4.) Prostates can be tickled.
    5.) I want to say something clever about tight hips and no one doing yoga or stretching but it's now 2:30am and I'm tired.

    But seriously. Thank you for this. So much. (=・ω・=)

    PaperHaniBani May 7, 2016 7:18 am

    6. A straight man can get super turned on by a slight of another man's body
    7. A man can be super beautiful, even more beautiful than a woman
    8. It was super easy tu turn a straight man to a super sexy gay man
    9. A man can beam a super sensual and sexy aura after having his virginity taken by another man
    10. This super sensual & sexy aura can affect another gay male or straight male, or even a female
    11. All of fujoshi, sometimes we must afraid that someday we can't even get married, because all of males in this world turned out to be some gay couples ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

    JulietClaire May 7, 2016 8:17 am

    I learned that whenever the couple confessed their feelings with each other, they went straight to the h-stuff. It always astounds me. ヾ(¯∇ ̄๑)

    Akikosenpai May 7, 2016 9:19 am

    -If it is a love triangle, the one with a hair colour different from the MC wins in the end, the one with the same hair colour loses.
    -The one who rapes first gets the uke in the end.
    -Gay sex = anal always and always
    -Reversible couples are very rare

    ughh. (● ̄(エ) ̄●)

    doytch magient May 7, 2016 10:22 am
    6. A straight man can get super turned on by a slight of another man's body7. A man can be super beautiful, even more beautiful than a woman8. It was super easy tu turn a straight man to a super sexy gay man9. ... PaperHaniBani

    tht day is going to come

    Macherry May 7, 2016 10:27 am

    That I learn.. yaoi is mostly weird.. is fantasy.. is unreal.. sometimes I learn that I must go back to reality xD
    But still.. I like yaoi.. ughh

    ⚣_Holic May 7, 2016 10:46 am

    That guys can get fucked & even pregnant by tentacles ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

    Toni May 7, 2016 10:58 am

    The MCs are always at their limit. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

    I=stupid May 7, 2016 2:14 pm
    [Oh. MY G*D the minute I saw this topic in the list I knew I had to get in on this and IT'S AMAZING. I want to upvote all of the comments. I want to upvote this topic more than once. I want to actually contribu... Mental Nails

    (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

    PaperHaniBani May 7, 2016 2:54 pm
    tht day is going to come doytch magient

    I'm afraid it turns out to be some yuri if this goes on (*us I mean (⌒▽⌒))

    Mental Nails May 9, 2016 2:07 pm

    There's a lot of drooling. So. Much. Drooling. (Funny how little porn has drooling in it.)

    fujishima afira May 9, 2016 2:15 pm

    wow, i hope im just hetero guy ┗( T﹏T )┛

    Sumi May 25, 2016 5:45 pm

    The seme ALWAYS gets his way with the uke at the end...and there as to be someone defines as the uke and as the seme, or else hell is gonna befall all! (Sarcasm) I am perfectly fine with my reversi, manly couples, thanks! :P
    Also, the uke cries and the seme finds it sexy. Actually, even if ghere is a lot of dripping snot, the seme finds it a turn on. Maybe because he can use all that snot and tears as a lubricant. (Lol)

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