I don't BUT I have this friend who is on lezhin reading smut one time, I gave her a dirty look and she cried lol that's how she looks reading itthe reaction I gave her
Download porn vids on her phone and show them to your mom when your sis told that to your mom so she can join the pain too
damn bro those words are kinda papi material
Y'ALL WEREN'T SIMPLY READY FOR IT YET
WTF WILBUR?! YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED OF JUST BLOWING UP A GODDAMN NATION?
I’ve got this saved for this moment!
“If i had to pick which part of the solar system reminds me of you, it’s gotta be the sun, because you’re blindingly hot as fuck” And i have another one “They say Lucifer was a beauty, maybe that’s why you got kicked outta heaven?” I remember my friend using another ver. Of my pick up lines in her art, lmao
Are you a school? Cuz I wanna shoot kids in you (btw I'm so sorry for this one)(￣∇￣")
Damn. If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous You're body is made up of 70% water, and I'm thirsty Did you know, my lips are like Skittles. And you're about to taste the rainbow Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more
Is there a mirror in your pants? I think I can see myself in them.
howls moving castle bc why not and also im obsessed with the movie and the beautiful art
Those two cuties from Restart wa tadaima no ato de uwu
Do people actually read smut in public?