Okay, okay, okay. This is probably one of the more interestingly stupid yaoi's I've read. This world not only intrigued me but actually made me want to become a slave in that world myself because of how rewarding and dreamy it is, despite reality. I actually don't give an f about the characters because I was so enthralled with this world-building that I must know more about its systems and hierarchy and oh my god this ended up being a longer paragraph than any of my high school assignments ._.
When the prince leaves. Stick cyanide pills up your *ss. Then when the prince comes to do the devil's tango, the poison will travel into the peepee hole and into the vital organs. Then he dies. I know, I'm a genius ;)
/jk