I think he's purposely giving her nonsensical advice because he's interested in her. Or at least I hope so, otherwise he is the stupidest mother fucker I've ever seen
I know he has bad vibes but I am a hole for bald dudes. Don't shame me, I am embarrassed enough to know I'd let that man tunnel his way through my ass straight out my throat
Oh god he's so incredibly attractive, I'm creaming for boss guy