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Kill the fucking duke, sacrifice him to the devil and obtain more dark powers, kill god, find Blair, profit

Princess: SHE’S AN IMPOSTER

Me: so we’re just going to ignore the fact that you, yourself are in the princesses body? How did you get there?

Princess: OH WELL EVERY LITTLE INCONVENIENCE IN MY LIFE IS HER FAULT.

Me: hun she wouldn’t be there if YOU hadn’t signed a contract with a demon.

Princess: well... I just want love...

Me: THERE WAS THIS HANDSOME ASS MAN AS YOUR BUTLER FOR Y E A R S LOVED YOU AND TOOK CARE OF YO UNGRATEFUL ASS. YOU HAD SOME FUCKING LOVE AND YOU ABANDONED IT BITCH BACK TF OFF.

Is this a new way of begging for your death? Your a summoner but can’t sense that those two finna rock yo shit cuz you tried to hurt their beautiful princeless (a term I can up with because he/she is genderless). Don’t even get me started. Our princeless WILL NOT show mercy. You cut her hair when she finally grew it out and she lost her concentration now her itty-bitty-titties are gone.GAWD AND WHEN SHE REALISES THAT SHE LOST HER TITTIES SHE GON BE PISSEDDD. I’ll pray for you, I’ll pray that you get mercy somewhere in hell cause there’s no saving you. Goodbye.

Y’all this 2 guys are the pretty best friends.
And i want a funny guy like him as my bf

KISSES PUT HIS ASS TO SLEEP! NOW HE CALLING ME NYQUIL! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

I ship






Duke x root canal x soft food x a proper fcking dentist

Crying a bit cause raws something happens later on and omg nooo

He is gonna be mad MAD when he sees his dearest sis there lol can't wait to see that happen

I see his chest and hope for a jiggle
even though I may just get a wiggle
I appreciate them tig ole bitties
but I will not rest till I touch his tiddies
-fellow reader( me)

arrest me too ma'am

You deserve the love, yes you doooo. BABBYYYY DONT CRY ILL COME TO FIND YOU ILL GIVE YOU HUGS ILL EAT ALK THE FOOD YOU MAKE BABBYYY WE LOVES YOU MC WE REALLY DOOO!!

i'm a simple girl, i see hot tanned boy then i click

Red and black are impo, vote them out.

White is imposter!! I repeat white is imposter!! Vote him outtttt.....