Inferno's Things

So I went to a sleepaway camp as a staff-in-training for a quick buck. Cool, whatever, but anyway, me and some others were talking about who we'd like to date and stuff, when one chick said she only dated trans people. I didn't respond to that but one of my old bunkmates decided it would be a good idea to tell her without telling me that I am trans and now she gave her my number. Now she keeps asking me what's in my pants and if I still had my "normal" genitalia what sex would be like, when I would become a "real man", etc. I blocked her but they added her to a groupchat, pls help me

"What's a tokyo ghoul? Is it some kind of urban legend?"

"29 hours on tik tok per day? You need to get out more."

"Awe! What cute ducks!"
'Those are cats...'
"OOOOOOOOOH"

"What's a caucasian?"

"I don't get why people are so afraid of the hell for lust? You just get fucked by demons all day..."

"They said oil can be replaced for eggs, I thought that could be the case when I made scrambled oil..."

"Is that ice spicy?"

"I had a wet dream about the guy from that movie Scream. Yeah, the one with the mask?"

"That was a math test?! I thought it was an assignment I didn't do."

"I may have failed second grade math, but 8 + 3 is 10."

What the actual fuck is wrong with him? Whenever we're out of meat this mf toasts his bread, puts on that nasty-ass orange cheese and globs mounds of ketchup on it. He EATS that shit like it's gourmet food like wtf.