Mouf's Things

a friend accidentally gave it me, she was like "hA you losers don't know where the gud shit be at" couple months later she sends me a link on discord and says "read this shit now" she must've been high cuz couple hours later she deletes it and starts spamming me asking if i saw the link she sent i knew she fuked up so I told her "hA biTCH I KNOW ......   reply

wtf starts with J? lmfaoo jealousy? wait- oh shit that kinda fitss pfFTFEJNUNEInufwe guess ill die soon then XD   2 reply

got mine in elementary and legit thought it was shit so I called my mum after a couple days and she tells me to wear this uncomfortable cloth (i didnt know it was a pad back then) then this mfer just leaves, and im ready to start crying then a couple hours later she hands me this handwritten letter about how I'm a women now And back then was when i......   reply

weLL it all started with little 5th grade me, who thought if I even whispered the word "Bitch" my mum would immediately know and I'd be grounded. I was very innocent, but I met a friend who cursed at me first day of school and said "Your okay if I use curse words right?" And she was so cool back then that I nodded and legit became her maid afterwa......   reply