Shrek the Third!! I cried and couldn't sleep for like a week because of creepy ass Donkey in Shrek's nightmare. The "Daa Daa" still haunts me lmao
"bro" "yeah bro" "yknow what i- i- like-" "what da hell dont tell me you like men?" "nah bro i like..................(dramatically shuts eyes) yaoi" "bro..." *silence fills the room*
I'm scared of online friendships, because I'm awkward and I always feel like I'm forcing people to writing with me. I would love to have some friends, because in real life I'm a loner (after highschool my friends moved out from my city, I stayed but I didn't get new friends on the university whoopsie daisy) but at the same time I don't want to be a......
I’m sorry but like why did they have to make him so fine
HEY SO UMMM UPDATE SHE SAW THE EMAIL IN MATTERS OF SECONDS AND SHE'S GOING TO "TALK" TO ME ON MONDAY JLHDKHDKJHSK I'M SCAREDDDD UPDATE 2: So all she said was the iconic "I expected better from you blah blah blah..." But never told my parents so I guess I'm safe?
Figure out your basal metabolic rate and eat like 100 less calories than that every day. Build muscle because muscle burns more calories. Completely stop consuming simple sugars and processed foods, and try to only eat whole foods. (Don't eat bread!) Don't drink alcohol. Eat tons of non-starchy vegetables every day along with plenty of healthy......
Mine aren’t abusive, they both work really hard to provide for us and I think the reason they push us so hard is just bc they want the best for me and my future. Soo if they see I’ve done badly on a test or in math they might get angry with me but I can understand bc 1) im not the best child, see why im on this site lmao and 2) theyre thinking ......
tw as someone who has been molested by a pedophile i think that they are very sick and disgusting people. they need extensive psychological help. the way they can think about a defenseless innocent child and sometimes act on those twisted fantasies just makes me sick thinking about it.
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she's so beautiful inside and out. when she smiles, it makes me so happy and i just want to hug her :)) she cares for everyone around her and always makes people laugh when she says she doesn't like her body, i tell her all the things that make her beautiful. she always laughs at my stupid jokes and accepts me just the way i am when i came out to ......
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