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As someone that’s was once in church, this feels blasphemous.
I wanted to ask the lord the same questions, but they said ‘thou shalt not question the lord’
And I was like, when you start questioning, then you start to find fault and contradictions, and things start to make no sense.why would he that knows all and see all, not predict that eve was going to eat the apple along with Adam? Why wait until the devil tempted and the act was done to do lol a dat?
I wanna go on a rant, but even now I feel guilty writing it.
My girl scolding the Lord is big business lol.