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i personally really like it and think its a fascinating trope... when done right. It's kinda portrayed as the patriarchal system in a sense, alphas are the "men," and thus they're very strong and naturally successful, omegas are the complete opposite. betas exist just to fill the void since both are quite rare secondary "genotype(?)." 9/10 it's g......   reply
31 07,2024
xo.caffeine 30 08,2020
Tbh talking to people MY age isn't too hard, I'm usually the first person to say "Hi" and I'll make a few jokes and somehow get them to open up and talk to me. I'm just your loud, outgoing, and funny friend who has way too many friend groups. My friends have their friends and even I befriend them! Even with some strangers I'll smile, wave, and talk......   reply
30 08,2020
I went from a bedroom to my kitchen and came back with some freshly made ramen and continued watching Naruto.   reply
09 08,2020

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these gay fuckers arthur and merlin THEY WERE SO ENDGAME, EVERYONE KNEW IT BUT THE WRITERS WERE TOO SCARED TO MAKE THEM A COUPLE KMS   2 reply
19 07,2024
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where the uke is this thin, frail man who doesn't know how to stand up for himself and the seme is a trashy, 7'9" big muscly guy who obviously just HAAAASSS to have at least a 2-foot long dick like cmon its in EVERY. SINGLE. BL. there was this one comment under "JINX" that struck me, and it said something along the lines of how the whole "weak uk......   1 reply
15 07,2024
not sure if this will count as a specific trope but i HATE when bottoms/ukes are like the skinnest, weakest, frailest things on planet earth and then the tops/semes are built like gods with the amount of muscle they have (bonus points if they're an asshole/have a big ego) and have the biggest dick on planet earth and then comes the abuse, or the l......   reply
20 06,2024
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if a pandemic cant kill me, neither would a world war (better get good connection there tho gotta, feed my readers over on Ao3)   reply
14 04,2024
take everyone out, cant have no witnesses   reply
04 04,2024

xo.caffeine's question ( All 5 )

So, I was born in the middle of May and until like a few years ago had NO IDEA about astrology OR zodiacs. Once I figured out all the zodiac signs I got interested, seeing as they're divided by the four elements *air, earth, fire, and water*. Now, I'm usually called 'laid-back' when I ask my friends what they think about me and sometimes said that I can be rude when I talk to them, saying I'm brutally honest sometimes. And, I'm curious! What are your thoughts on the bull? I'm open for any good or bad experiences, I just wanna learn more about my sign XD
12 08,2020
It's boring here in quarantine and staring at a screen isn't making anything more exciting. For those who've scoured the internet, searching for maybe hours to find a video that actually has good humor in it, send it my way! ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
26 06,2020
I'm pretty sure I have ZERO talents in general unless you count being annoying to literally almost EVERYONE I know as some sort of talent. #-.-)
26 06,2020
My concern is honestly just my friends forgetting my once we've all finally graduated. Although I'm not really the type to go out and get invited to things I'd like to at least see them face to face and maybe have a cup of coffee.

I can make friends easily through my funny jokes and laid-back talks but I'm afraid that it might not be enough someday. I feel like people are going to tell me to "Grow up," and "Stop being so childish" as if it's supposed to make me realize that I need to 'act like an adult'. I'm still young but I honestly don't get why when we're grownups we have to say goodbye to our childhoods and become cold and forget our once childhood happiness and work so much.

Kids have such big imaginations sometimes, being able to imagine the floor is lava and parkour from the chairs to a sofa or pretend they're witches/wizards or something. I really admire how kids are so oblivious to the real world and I don't think it's such a bad thing to just go out and have fun just one more time...
25 06,2020