If the sunglasses man we're me
" It's the suicide for me"
"It's the taking acting classes for me''
" It's the blinding myself for me"
If I was the fake blind man, dissing the celebrity:
“It’s the dead body for me”
“It’s the soft dick for me”
“It’s the foreshadowing that you’re the villain, for me”
“It’s the manipulating persona for me”
“It’s the old liquor for me”
“It’s the not being able to afford oils for me”
“It’s the greasy hair for me”
“It’s the dunk of cologne, for me”
“It’s the power struggle, for me”
“It’s the traumatic childhood for me”
This is so unhealthy but I Love it