Lol Haruma thinks he's slick. "What? You don't like people hounding you about marriage o...

Lol Haruma thinks he's slick.

"What? You don't like people hounding you about marriage or attempting to start a romantic relationship with you?? Then let's get married not b/c i love you or whatever that'd be crazy it'll just be like a business partnership"

"Oops I didn't get you a bed (because beds are personal and depend on preferences and stuff never mind the fact i picked out our whole ass apartment, something equally personal and dependent on preferences, without consulting you about it) so now we have to sleep together in this coincidentally huge bed that i got because i'm tall and like a lot of space and not because i anticipated having another body in it"

"Here I got us rings no they aren't wedding rings symbolizing my intense and undying love for you what are you talking about these are just so people don't get suspicious of us and realize this marriage is nothing but a ruse"

We've got your number Haruma. You're not subtle Ritsu's just oblivious.