YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY

Hermia January 17, 2021 9:19 am

Idk what you straight ladies are gonna do when you see a real dick. THEY DON'T LOOK PERFECT OR LIKE LIGHTSABERS. Be thankful for the actual dicks ok. If you'd perfer lightdabers know that guy's dicks don't look like that!!! I swear it's like guys wanting girl to have the perfect "kitties" LIKE NO. They all come in different sizes and colours, and their all beautiful and natural!!!

Responses
    thottycrybaby January 17, 2021 9:21 am

    I SAY THIS EVERY TIME , i swear they would read the most wild bl, listen to the most detailed asmrs on full volume but draw the line when they see a drawn on dick pls grow up lol

    Hermia January 17, 2021 10:16 am
    I SAY THIS EVERY TIME , i swear they would read the most wild bl, listen to the most detailed asmrs on full volume but draw the line when they see a drawn on dick pls grow up lol thottycrybaby

    LITERALLY!! Like grow up and be mature. THE WAY IT LOOKS IS NOT GOING TO AFFECT HOW EFFECTIVE IT'S GOING TO BE (maybe the size but that's a different discussion) Like i swear it be the 11-12 year old who be commenting this shit. I hope people don't expect their first time to be with a glowing sausage like ummm no!!