"how did you and mom get together?""oh well we had a one night stand and then I told her if she didn't get married to me I would take you away from her."
At least did not meet at a strip bar like my parents. Lol but my dad is a lot better than him.
"how did you and mom get together?"
"oh well we had a one night stand and then I told her if she didn't get married to me I would take you away from her."