I agree with @Yoake
Your sister would probably care. (unless besides being a bit sadistic she's also a psycopath)
I say this because I'm also a little like that. Everything's either funny or unimportant if it isn't about me - even if it's happening to friends or family. But if someone tries to harm my sister they better prepare for hell.
sounds a bit like me. tbh i think it would be my dream for a gay millionaire to kidnap one of brothers and live happily ever after (sorry bro) life goals there
I asked my siblings that question
My little sister said "I would even trade you for a pudding "
My little brother said "if you ever get kidnapped and they asked for ransom, I'll give them half of the money they wanted and ask them to keep you though we might miss you for a bit since we love your desserts"
Younger siblings are scary ( ̄∇ ̄")
*sob*Who let's a strange person kidnap their brother (╥﹏╥)