the moment when he wanted to prove his feelings at the end just had me like "try whipping out your dick again."
She should have written him into her story as "Uncle Guy, the bathrobe wearing pervert." Actually, almost all the women I know would have walked away and probably called the police. I think that the restraining order is in the cards for real.
it's essentially flasher 101
Maybe his favourite movie was “Free Willie.”
I’m sorry I lost it when he took off his pants to save her and when he whipped out his d