I want the snake to be the seme(╯°Д °)╯╧╧

But he is....

is the snake really the seme? i hope its true..

The bird says he doesn’t have a dick

Really?? ... Now that you mentioned it how do birds reproduce?? Σ( ￣□￣||)

So basically birds just put their butts together and the male shoots his sperm into the female. If you want a more in-depth explanation google can do a better job but that’s basically it.

◐.◐ Ohooh interesting~

Thanks for the explanation (⌒▽⌒)