At least in a modern world your least likely to shank your lover with a fkn sword

I laughed way too hard at this lmfaoooo

Did you forget about knives?

Hence why I said sword

Oh ok(￣∇￣"),my bad

YOU RUINED THE MOOODDDD!!!! I WAS ALL LIKE LOVEY DOVEY HERE THEN I GOT TO READ THIS THEN LAUGH THEN UUGGGHHHHHHHHHH I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU
:<

HAHAHAHA I’m so sorry

Coz they be holed with bullets today

Oh no Σ( ￣□￣||) why how the fuck did I forget about those!