*Sees immature good for nothing manchild who doesn't really hurt mc but his lack of action and stupidity is even more offensive and disgusting in my opinion*: Ew. Take this abortive piece of trash bastard away. He stanky.
*Sees sexy bird man who actually wishes the MC's death*: aw yes. Sexy bird man.
Me, an intellectual:
*Sees immature good for nothing manchild who doesn't really hurt mc but his lack of action and stupidity is even more offensive and disgusting in my opinion*: Ew. Take this abortive piece of trash bastard away. He stanky.
*Sees sexy bird man who actually wishes the MC's death*: aw yes. Sexy bird man.